Monday, March 15, 2010

Survey #153

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to not have taste buds?
This one time, everything tasted bitter. Even hot sauce.

Do you ever wonder if the person standing next to you is a virgin or not?
Meh. This whole generation is a bunch of promiscuous dumbasses.

Would you ever go frolicking through the meadow?
Maybe.

Ever wonder what it was like to be stabbed?
Oh yeah, everyday. -_-

Have you played with a cardboard box?
Imaaaagination.

Would you rather eat a deep fried butter stick, or deep fried Oreos?
Deep fried Oreos.

Do you ever ride those unreliable rides at summer fairs?
They're the greatest.

If you were going to die in ten minutes, what would be the last thing you said?
In all actuality, it'd be something obnoxious and inappropriate.

Who is your favorite person and why?
Eh, it varies. I tend to dislike people in general.

If you found a box of puppies on the side of the road, what would you do?
Take 'em home.

Do you still eat at McDonald's?
They have virtually nothing vegetarian.

Are you any good with kids?
I like kids so long as their mum takes them home at the end of the day.

When is the last time you rode in a limo?
To be honest, I'm not sure I have.
At Jesse's wedding, they wouldn't let me. Something about seven year olds and alcohol being bad?

Have you ever fallen out of love?
Impossible.

Are you an aunt/uncle?
Aunt.

Ever consider plastic surgery?
Jasmine says I'll be the next Michael Jackson.

Did you know anybody that has committed suicide?
Not personally.

Do you know who you are going to marry someday?
Jack White, Johnny Depp, Bo Burnham, Corey Monteith, Andy Samberg, and those dudes from American Idol.

Who do you go to most often for advice?
It used to be Sam, but now he won't talk to me, so...BylerKova?

Have you ever been kissed in the pouring rain?
Trey. It actually isn't that romantic. Just soggy.

If your favorite candy fell in a mud puddle, would you eat it?
Ew. Puddle of Mudd.

What's your opinion of gay people?
I hate them just as much as I hate the heterosexuals.
No, but seriously. I support gay rights.

What is one thing that is always found in your refrigerator?
Ultra skim milk.

What's your favorite amusement park?
I've never been to an amusement park I didn't like.

Do you want to adopt a child?
I definitely don't want to give birth.

Have you ever cut yourself while slicing an apple?
With a plastic knife, no less.

Have you ever CUT yourself?
I have better ways to deal with my issues, kthx.

Did you vote for Obama?
I'm fourteen. I did volunteer at the Obama HQ though.

Can money buy happiness?
Indirectly.

Do you blame yourself for anything?
I guess.

Do you live at home with your parents?
Indeed.

Do you ever think about an ex?
On occasion.

Would you ever get back with an ex?
They wouldn't want to.

Would you have sex on the first date?
At this point in my life? No.

Is there anyone who won't leave you alone right now that you wish would?
I'm not mean enough to tell them to shoo.

Have you ever found yourself somewhere and not remembered how you got there?
Alcohol's the best.

If you're in a relationship how long have you been together?
Lololol, like five days or something.

Do you require the TV or radio on when all by yourself?
I like noise.

Do you think the woman should work or stay home?
Cook. Clean. Sex. Everyone knows that's all we're good for.

Are you a lover or a fighter?
Both/neither.

Are there any people on your Myspace that you don't like? Who? Why?
Who gives a shit? Myspace is pathetic.

If you could buy a dog right now, what would you name it?
Pussy.

What's the worst thing to happen to you today?
"Memorize the first 60 digits of pi."

What cereal boxes are in your cabinet or pantry?
We have, like, 9001.

Have you walked in on someone sitting on the toilet?
Hannah! In a public bathroom!

Is there a certain person that makes you feel safe?
Maybe because he's 6'2" and huge.

Would you rather win one million dollars, or change someone's life?
Eh. I'll donate some of my million to third world countries or something.

Explain in detail exactly what you were doing four hours ago:
12:27? That'd be language arts with Maloy. I have a feeling Jason and Brandon were harassing me.

How much money did you spend today?
I made Emily buy me fruit snacks.

Are you planning any upcoming vacations?
I really want to go to OBX this summer.

If someone hit you, what would you do?
Kiss them.

Have you ever laughed at a sad scene in a movie to piss people off?
Hello, my life.

Are you allowed to dye your hair vibrant colors?
I'd rather not.

Are you addicted to pointless surveys?
Do you have to ask?

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Survey #152

What is your mom listed under in your phone?
Kim McMichael.

What was the last thing you watched on television?
Nightmare Before Christmas.

Will tomorrow be better than today?
Doubt it.

Can you live without your cell phone?
I wouldn't be happy about it.

One thing you're looking forward to?
Wednesday.

Why did you cry the last time you did?
Scott.

Would you rather fly, drive, or travel by train?
I've never rode a train, but I'd like to.

Are you tan?
It's March.

Did you cry today?
Nope.

Who did you last see in person?
My mum's behind me, making me salad.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Hollister.

Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see/hear it?
Pretty much everything reminds me of someone.

What were you doing last night at midnight?
I was lazing about.

Could you date someone taller than you?
I prefer it that way.

Did you hug someone today?
My broski.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
In some regards.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes ma'am.

Is your life anything like it was a year ago?
Not really. But that's a good thing.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
I might, if I ever get contacts.

Are you going out of town soon?
Doubt it.

If you could change your eye color, would you?
Nah. I actually like my eyes.

What are you thinking of doing right now?
Sneaking out, later.

How are you?
Decent.

What's your ringtone?
My phone is on vibrate.

What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was asleep.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Emily.

Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone?
Almost everyday, from Scott, regardless of how many times I tell him that I won't be up until late afternoon.

Where is your cell phone?
On the desk.

Money or love?
Love.

Do your parents really know you?
Nobody does.

Do you think someone is thinking about you?
Maybe.

What was the last thing you laughed at?
"I have a hand?"

What were you doing at seven this morning?
Sleeping.

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Yeah..

How many texts are in your inbox?
339.

Is the last person you texted male or female?
Male.

Have you argued with anyone today?
I yelled at my Wii for a good ten minutes.

Do you like your life?
I'm not a starving African or anything.

What are you listening to?
Nothing in particular.

Are you shy?
I wish.

What did you do yesterday?
Rehearsal.

What plans do you have for tomorrow?
School. Rehearsal.

Do you have any summer plans yet?
Unofficial ones.
Perhaps Warped, and vacation.

Who was the last male that you hugged?
Kyle. He went back to school today.

Who was the last female you hugged?
Probably The Woman.

Who was the last person you spoke to before you went to sleep last night?
Kyle.

What did you order the last time you had fast food?
Mocha.

What did your last incoming text message say?
"Haha, as long as not everybody knows?"

When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
It's been a few days.

What's the last movie you watched at home?
Nightmare.

Is someone mad at you right now?
Like I know.

Do you think love lasts forever?
Define love, and then, define forever.

Have you ever found yourself worrying about commitment?
Pretty much.

How do you feel about long-distance relationships?
If you can make it work, have at it.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't even think I believe in love, period.

Has someone ever told you they loved you?
Liars.

Have you ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
Yeah, not exactly.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not..literally.

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Bahahaha. Trey used to write me these emo little love songs. They were amusing as hell.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
I taste like garlic, but hey.

Who's in your profile picture with you?
No one.

Do you enjoy late night conversations?
They're pretty nice.

Do you know what you're going to wear tomorrow?
I have an idea.

Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
No thanks.

Do you like surprises?
I guess so.

Do you blow dry your hair?
Rarely.

Do you straighten your hair?
Yeah.

Are you one of those people who never drink soda?
I have it, like, once a month.

Do you drink coffee?
That's probably why I'm so short.

Ever kissed someone whose name started with B?
I don't think so.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I have, previously.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
You mean last Wednesday? Yeah, we were at our park.

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Not yet.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
I've never dyed my hair.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
Why not?

Has anyone ever seen you kiss the last person you kissed?
Probably.

Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Ears.

Would you ever become a vegetarian?
I've been a vegetarian for the past two years. Teen Vogue claims that was the first step to my eating disorder.

When is the last time you REALLY smiled?
Probably today.

Do you remember your last hug?
It was awkward.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
All the time.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I hope not?

Besides this, what are you doing right now?
Eating salad. Talking to a cute boy.

Do you prefer the ocean or a pool?
I've never been to the ocean.

Are you a bigger fan of snowstorms or thunderstorms?
Thunderstorms!

Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved of?
Hello, my life.

Are you friends with your exes?
They hate me.

Who did you spend your summer with last year?
Trey.

Last person to whom you told a secret?
Scott, maybe?

Do you like hugs and kisses?
From certain people. :)

Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?
No.

Are you in a good mood right now?
I was in a better mood before The Woman told me to do my algebra.

Who do you have feelings for these days?
Scott Douglas.

What color eyes does the last person you kissed have?
...Oh, jeez. I...I think they're brown?
Alright, I asked him. He said "dark amber." So, yeah. Brown.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Navy.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Scotty's a woman, basically. I mean, "dark amber," seriously?!

What do you do when you need to relax?
Breathe.

Survey #151

Disclaimer: 90% of my music isn't in iTunes right now. I don't add it until I have time to tag it, and who has time for that?

Basics
How many songs do you have in your library: 1461
How many days/hours of music do you have: 4
What is the first song and artist: Principito - Andrew Jackson Jihad
What is the last song and artist: I Fought Piranhas - The White Stripes
What is your favorite band: I don't have a favorite.
How many songs do you have by them: N/A
Of which band do you have the most songs: Modest Mouse
How many songs do you have by them: 110

Go to your Top 25 Most Played
What’s your number one song: Chemo Limo - Regina Spektor
Number two: Après Moi - Regina Spektor
Number three: Fidelity - Regina Spektor
Number ten: Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall
Number 25: Self Esteem - AJJ
How many times have you played the first song: 14, but my iTunes crashes so often that this isn't accurate at all.
What album is it on: Soviet Kitsch
How many times have you played the third song: 7
What band shows up the most: Regina Spektor

Put your library on shuffle
How do you feel about life: Don't Stop Believin' - Glee Cast
Who do you want to kiss: Slave - Weezer
Where do you want to be: The First Drop - Rise Against
Who is your best friend: Aluminum - The White Stripes
How do you feel about him/her: Bullet Proof..I Wish I Was - Radiohead
What did you dream about last night: Sleep - Kimya Dawson
Where do you want to live: Love is the Answer - Weezer
How was your high school experience: Trouble - Coldplay
First boyfriend/girlfriend: Under the Knife - Rise Against
Your ex: High and Dry - Radiohead

Type into Search
Life: 28
Love: 51
Hate: 3
Death: 21
Fear: 2
Pink: 10
Him: 2
Her: 57
Crazy: 1
Friend: 21
Family: 56
Fun: 15
Wish: 2
Sex: 1

Put on Shuffle and press ‘Next’ 5 times
What song is it: 2.99 Cent Blues - Regina Spektor
What album is it on: 11:11
How many times have you played it: iTunes says never, but I think it lies.
Do you like the song: I guess so.
Do you like the artist: Definitely.
Have you seen them in concert: No. :(
Own any merch: I wish.

Survey #150

If you just drank 15 beers, what would you be doing?
I've never had a beer in my life, but I'd probably be a.) demanding coffee, b.) refusing to drink it, c.) clinging to some boy, d.) declaring my love to said boy, e.) trying to actually have intelligent conversation, f.) passed out in the toilet, g.) all of the above, or h.) dead.

Anything you would change about your life right now?
Well, I'm pretty freaking bored right now.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Too many times. Pro tip: Don't forget your pants.

What subject do you have a hard time understanding?
Algebra. Gibson doesn't deserve that teaching degree.

Do you want to fix things with anybody?
Whatever happens, happens. It'd be nice, but they have to want it as well.

I bet you miss somebody right now?
Too bad he's in Corry.

What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
Schoolin'. Then rehearsal for this show I'd rather not be in.

Who did you last pinkie promise with?
Pedobear.

Why are you at home right now?
I have no life.

Do you believe, "Once a cheater always a cheater?"
People make mistakes, kay?

This time last year, were you single?
No sir. I was dating a rapist, basically. I just..wasn't so aware of that little personality trait at that point.

How are you feeling right now?
Peachy.

When will your next kiss be?
Let's go with Wednesday.

How's your heart right now?
I'll have to ask it, and get back to you on that.

Do you bump into someone’s arm if you want to hold their hand?
Maybe subconsciously or something.

Whats your zodiac sign?
Virgo.

Congratulations​!​​​ You just had a baby boy! What's his name?
Abortion Clinic.

When was the last time you were complimented?
Earlier.

Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Can you believe I haven't seen Alice yet?

Are you easily scared at horror films?
I'm more afraid of my toaster.

If you had $100 would you spend or save it?
I'd eventually spend it.

Last place you went out to eat?
Plaza.

Where are you right now?
Whenever my mum asks that, I tell her I'm in a dark alley, hangin' with some drug dealers.

Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
Uh. I'm fourteen.

Could you date someone taller than you?
They'd have to be, like, eight to be shorter than me.

Last time you cried?
Last weekend-ish. I don't like hearing about how my boyfriend put his wiener in that thing he calls his ex.

Do you have the same name as any of your relatives?
I have my aunt's middle name.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
What a waste of time.

Last December, what was your love life like?
Pretty much nonexistent.

Are you afraid to grow up?
I refuse.

If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
If I could take a choice few with me, sure.

When was the last time someone yelled at you?
Savannah was ranting about eating disorders and The Bitch earlier.

Did you have a dream last night?
I don't recall.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
I find myself confusing.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I doubt it.

How is your life going for you?
It's alright.

Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
Not so much anymore.